"Tired of serving the same donuts your guests they've had before, now your guests think you're such a bore. And it's never any fun when you try and share just one. No Problem.
Step into the Big Top Donut Shop. The fast, fresh, and easy way to make delicious donuts that are as big as you head... Sure everyone loves donuts, especially when they are 25 times bigger!"
It is not a joke. There is also Big Top Cupcake and Big Top Cookie too.