Borba: Age Defying Skin Balance Water

Thirsty?  How about juice?  Or some Gatorade?  Water?  No thanks, don't be silly, only Vitamin Water for me.  Or wait!  I know what I'm craving!  Mmm, how about some Age Defying Skin Balance Water?  That's right, Borba!

According to the website:

"BORBA Age Defying Skin Balance Water contains a revolutionary cultivated bio-vitamin complex along with a scientifically designed blend of age-fighting skin renewers intended to enhance your youthful appearance by softening the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles and renew skin's natural glow."

Skin enhancing water... so what's next?  Skin clarifying chocolate bars!  Flawless-skin white chocolate and toffee cookies?  Skin balancing gummy bears!  Ha!

What's this?  They make those too?