Fw: I don't care how good the food is, I ain't eating there!

What were they thinking when they names these places?

I received this joke email from my dad, the original author is unknown and so are the brilliant photographers.  I take no credit for this but I found it hilarious and worthy of posting. 

I have actually been to Crabby Dick's in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware and I can attest that the food there was pretty horrible.  It was the middle of the winter, the servers were a bunch of grumpy Slovenians, and needless to say no one wanted to be there, including myself.  

I know of a strip mall in Honolulu that has a Korean joint and a Chinese joint right next to each other, I don't have any pictures to prove it but their names are So Gong Dong and Fook Yuen respectively. 

Without further adieu, here we go.  Feel free to add your own snarky remarks in the comments section.

 

Comments

[loren]

I love the Phat Phuc noodle bar in South Kensington, London! They serve great pho, the perfect hangover cure. This place is phenom: http://www.phatphucnoodlebar.com.

[loren]

Oh, and I have the Phat Phuc t-shirt.

[Lightner]

We saw a couple of these while in NC last weekend. Pretty awesome:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0W9lPURnTVs/RtNud4E4VHI/AAAAAAAAANs/lYdz_NSfj0o/s400/DirtyDicks450.jpg

[Dave Koch]

So Gong Dong in Honolulu is now officially my favorite Korean joint, ever.

[Jon Stall]

Some of these ones have very obvious names, but other ones are really witty, I loved The Golden Stool and Crabby Dick's.

[Dave Koch]

The Golden Stool is a big winner in my book